Single and Sassy. Beautiful badass. Climbing the ladder in stilettos while secretly wishing for hoodies and hand grenades. Hopeless romantic with a sexy imagination and high standards. Loyal to a fault. Hostess with the mostess. Telling stories about real life the way it really is. Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the Queen Size bed. If you can’t say something nice, make it funny. Made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.